multiplaying:

multiplaying:

so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth

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(Source: invades, via orgasm)

nicoosuxx:

when you realize you have homework on a sunday night

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(via beautydeeper-thanmakeup)

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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f1nnick:

gagallifrey:

katyhudsson:

mermaidhotel:

undeadthug:

secret-deluxe:

me:

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you:

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you:

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me:

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you:

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me:

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you:

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me:

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you: image

me: image

me:

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(Source: bitter-rival, via hoqvvarts)

castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

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is this a reaction or an example

both

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inbox:

i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life

(via gothqirl)

(Source: clamjob, via onlinegf)

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

(via diet-tampon)

"i shiver at the thought of
falling in love with a
tiny part of someone
and mistaking it
for the whole"

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: galacticslut, via pizza)

worths:

ok thanks

(Source: worths, via pagingme)

lanadelgayest:

when you accidentally hurt a pet

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ejacutastic:

well would you look at that

(Source: 103312, via barack-obottm)

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

oh good god

(Source: valitomate, via orgasm)