foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me *gives you my hand*

(via voluptuousbooty)

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via thats-grool)

polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

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neatpotatoes:

when someone comments ‘OMG LMAO’ or ‘I’M DYING’ on a post

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(Source: neatpotatoes, via totheinternetandbeyond)

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

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And I loved it.

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You’re an inspiration to us all

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walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

(via voluptuousbooty)

petethetreat:

Fall Out Boy need to put out a fragrance

"Smells Like You Only Sweeter"

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gingerten:

gingerten:

This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…

I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light

(via voluptuousbooty)

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

(via condom)

lameborghini:

straight boys…..please let me fix ur eyebrows..i can help u……

(via flawlessbieber)

scott-peterson:

white girls

(Source: pussylipgloss, via barack-obottm)

vibhrancy:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

(via poopflow)

When you argue with someone and they keep on repeating the same point

fapulos:

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