guys

lanadelreynudes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

 

(via ugly)

elmntry:

im sick of the lies

(via bandtenpizzahut)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via baracknobama)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via ayyosami)

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

(via condom)

occire:

icon

(Source: katsuragee, via urbanclictionary)

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

(Source: superziggy, via urbanclictionary)

joshpeck:

i’m cute as hell and i’m worth it and you get a gigantic “fuck you” for not being able to realize that

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

(via instagrarn)

glowcloud:

u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

(via pagingme)

radgoku:

abracadang:

abracadang:

i don’t trust stairs

they’re always up to something

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(via cornfuse)

trouserweasel:

damn right I did

(via tittled)

dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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(via baracknobama)

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

(via bootyloouis)