when you originally put the right answer on a test but changed it before turning it in
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it’s the theater thug
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remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
"all we need is your credit card information"
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves